The Bell Tolls for Bellhorn

Never have I had a more tremendously irrational hatred towards someone like I do for Mark Bellhorn. When this man came to the Yankees it felt like somebody had just launched a brick straight through my groin. But now, now Mark Bellhorn has been released by the San Diego Padres. This event has given me a feeling of joy, but also a horrible fear, that fear being the Yankees won't re-sign Miguel Cairo and will re-sign Mark Bellhorn to take over backup infield duties. Nontheless, at least for now, I can rest in peace knowing that Mark Bellhorn is jobless.